"All authority in heaven and on earth
will be given to me at some future millennial kingdom.
Nevertheless, go (two-week, short term trips ought to do it) and make
converts of all nations (mostly just the ones who look and think like
you), teaching them to raise their hands (with all heads bowed and
all eyes closed, of course), recite the sinner's prayer, and assuring
them of their super-awesome afterlife. And surely I am with you
always as you hunker down, buy a bunch of crap, form dubious
political alliances, ignore injustices against your fellow
image-bearers, and wait for the rapture."
- Said Jesus never
(Check out Matthew 28 for the actual Great Commission)
(Check out Matthew 28 for the actual Great Commission)
